Secret Santa is one of those things that has a weird tendency to get out of hand. Like, on paper, it’s a totally innocent and fun way to surprise people. To be fair, I’m really into the concept this year specifically because I got a Blu-Ray copy of Mandy and a tube full of chocolate caramel popcorn to go with it, but it’s supposed to be nice a thing to do.
Until someone pushes the concept way too far.
Every gift exchange on this planet has one universal rule: A spending limit. It keeps people from doing really dumb shit and it keeps the pressure (relatively) low. What follows is some Secret Santa fuckery of the highest order where a co-worker decided to push the definition of “spending limit” to the next level.
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Yeah.
Ma’am.
You fucked it up (and nice work using your kids as a guilt trip mechanism, I’m sure they would be proud).
(Actually, on second thought, if they’re little kids and one of them wanted the tablet, they’d be totally down with this method, who am I kidding?)
h/t Reddit
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