Over on theCHIVE’s IG page, I asked you guys to share the craziest things you ever witnessed your teachers saying or doing, and it turns out I really opened up a Pandora’s Box of sorts.
One time in my science class the teacher walked and said it smelled like incest when he had meant to say incense. The best part was it was a high school that didn’t have many students and a lot of them were cousins in the class.
thecuddlebadger
Hot substitute teacher in 7th grade told us how to french kiss by tonguing the palm of her hand for all of us.
49glide
My only vivid memory from middle school. My science teacher brought in this big ass blow torch for a demonstration of thermal expansion. A kid asked if he was supposed/allowed to have it in school. Teacher turns to the class and responds “You should never ask questions that you don’t want to hear the answer to.” Great life advice
drx47
High school teacher played classical guitar for us but no one was listening so he throws the guitar across the room and goes over to the kid who was talking too much and flips his desk/chair over with the student still sitting in it. Made the kid cry.
alvacadoo
Lift my desk up (the old school kind with a storage area under the top) and dump the entire contents out in the middle of class. It was like the 2nd or 3rd grade. That shit scared me for life.
fac3book
One of my introductory classes in flight school my instructor, an old retired Marine helicopter pilot, was describing how delicate a pilot must be when controlling the aircraft. He said “flying is a very very surgical procedure… Think Dr. Ben Carson separating conjoined twins at the dick. Who gets the big dick? Who gets the little dick?” I gotta say, that wisdom has stuck with me.
trotdingoDuring
I forgot. In third grade, I was smacked by a teacher for accidentally turning around and clipping a girl on the nose. My father went to the school and threatened the teacher’s life — she was scared sh1tless.
bendercake
I had a teacher carry around an paddle for a canoe. Anytime someone would fall asleep we would move to the side and he would slam it as hard as he could on the desk next to them.
inuj_t
I remember a teacher saying, “You can’t get out of this test barbie, not even with those fake extensions” to a girl who looked just like Barbie.
butane52
In 1999, I badmouthed a teacher’s wife and he took off his shoe and he full strength hit me in the side of the head with it. It was well deserved.
pads_mckay
My university bio professor mid-lecture fell down a flight of stairs.
its_alex_stirling
Wiki Commons
My bio prof printed out the wrong exam for our final today and he had to project it from his computer so we could take it.
exo___retro
I had a science teacher in jr high that had a metal desk and when he caught you screwing off he would have you come up in front of the class and have you lay on your back, then he would hit the desk with his cattle prod. He called it the dying cockroach! What an ass!! I don’t know how he got away with shit like this…. nowadays he would get sued.
kjsdadx2
My sophomore year in high school my science teacher was letting us do some homework while listening to some music from his laptop. All while the projector was showing his screen Of dancing colors nonsense.
Well after about 5 songs BIG sausage pizza porn popped up! (YES!!! The one with the pizza with the hole in the middle) the teacher had his back turned while 25 students watched this 12-inch sausage “pizza” get devoured. He then realized before the BIG scene and then blamed it on the janitor because he must have used his laptop! We all chipped in and ordered a pizza the next day for lunch for him.
ronkacz21
In primary school, my teacher at the time took a bottle of whiskey from his bag and drank from it while he was reaching. One of my classmates asked what it was and he said it was cold tea!
markbee81
My freshman year of high school history class told us three ways to stay out of credit card debt. Only use it for gas, beer, and condoms. That way you pay off less than 100$ a month. I still live by that advice.
lmanning507
Boys school. My friend drawing a dick in the blackboard and then, the teacher catches him and screams, “Mr. Valdivia! If u were a woman u would be a whore!”
mario_mktdg
I had my 9th-grade math teacher draw a diagram on the whiteboard of a bong and hookah. She proceeded to explain the difference between both, and why you shouldn’t smoke your weed out of a hookah. She went on after all of this to tell us her favorite tobacco flavors, and how you properly clean your bong and hookah.
becca_powerss
Had the same teacher in 4th and 6th grade. Mr. Makely. About 6’5” tall. Catholic school. Lefty. Pegged a kid with an eraser to the face for not paying attention. Chalk dust cloud around his head. Everyone paid attention after that. Used to jump in and play dodgeball with us. Would destroy the other team by himself in 10 seconds.
Kid pushed another teacher on the playground one day. Mr. Makely picks the kid up with one hand around the back of the his head and carries him to the principal’s office. Kid was flailing around, but couldn’t get free. Don’t mess with Mr. Makely.
blacknwhite71
5th grade, Mrs. Winchester, may she rest in peace: a student rats out another student for giving him the middle finger. Mrs. W says, “The middle finger…*flips off the whole class* … it’s just a finger” 👏👏😂😂
dinothegrinch
Check out more of your guys’ crazy answers on theCHIVE’s Instagram page HERE
https://textbacklinkexchanges.com/people-share-the-craziest-things-they-ever-witnessed-teachers-do-say-in-class-22-photos/
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