One would assume that sex declines around the holidays. Especially since you’re visiting family – likely sleeping down the hall from cousins and in-laws. Well, you’d be wrong. Hims found that the number of people “stuffing their stockings” actually increases.
On Christmas day itself, 50% of millennials will be having sex. It’s unclear how many will start by saying “I’ve been naughty this year,” but my guess is approximately 90%.
All that sex leads to…that’s right…babies. More children are conceived in December than any other month. That’s why every other person in your office has birthdays in September. Specifically, the most common birth date is September 16th.
For those of us that don’t want to buy a “Baby’s First Christmas” ornament next year, make sure you’re wrapping more than your presents. Studies show that condom sales actually spike in the weeks leading up to Christmas.
Remember when you had the epiphany that I Saw Mommy Kissing Santa Claus meant she was kissing her husband dressed as Santa and not actually Santa Claus? Well, what’s worse is that Dad probably kept on that Santa suit for a little roleplay. According to Pornhub, “Santa” related searches increase 447% over the holidays. That’s a lot of Santa porn. Other popular searches include “santas little helper”, “naughty santa”, and “sexy santa”.
Sadly, there are consequences to all this Christmas sex. Data shows that sex-related penile trauma cases increase in December. Be careful out there folks.
Kids aren’t the only ones playing with new toys this season. According to a national survey from Adam & Eve, 47% of us are more likely to use sex toys this time of year.
Studies say we’re also enjoying our sexy Santa time more, with 34% of people having 3 times more orgasms in December. It really is the holiday of giving. It probably has something to do with those toys.
According to a global survey, office parties are the place for hookups. 40% of people admitted to hooking up at their office’s holiday party, and 83% said they enjoyed it so much – they’d do it again! Specifically, it found that sales workers are the horniest, followed by those in health care.
h/t: Hims
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News Pictures Holiday sex facts for those on the naughty list this year (10 Photos)
You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!
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Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.
Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”
kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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