Ahh, the miracle of childbirth. The magic of mashing our bottom parts together and somehow creating life. It’s a moment parents look back on and remember fondly for the rest of their lives.
But during the birth, it’s a war zone. The mother is pushing a human child out of her body, it’s the most pain she’s ever been in, and her entire downstairs on display for a room full of strangers. Suffice to say it’s not the best time for jokes.
But that’s not what future mariticide victim Cody Lake thought. This brave man decided to update the world on how things were going with the birth of his son, and we are all eternally grateful.
And what a shirt it is! Congrats on baby Leo, and I wish you luck for once the painkillers wear off and she finds these posts.
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News Pictures Father gives real-time updates of his son’s birth and turns chaos into comedy (16 Photos)
You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!
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Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.
Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”
kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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