You know, I’m a hardcore movie geek, but I never really paid attention to Gwyneth Paltrow. Don’t get me wrong, she’s been fantastic in some movies, but she’s not exactly a celebrity that I’d go out of my way to follow.
Apparently I should though, not because she’s doing amazing work outside of acting or anything, but because she has a way of generating bat-shit insane quotes that come off as arrogant (apparently, whatever you do, do NOT ask Gwyneth Paltrow about yoga).
Which brings us to one of the strangest Twitter phenomena I’ve ever come across. A user somehow thought that Paltrow’s most absurd quotes would pair well with… Images from The Sopranos?
It’s weird as fuck, but I can’t describe why these are so funny. I think it’s the intensity of the characters from the show being paired with dumb shit like this?
Of course, other people joined in too. This is Twitter after all.
(Think of that last one as a bonus?)
These are so ridiculous that they loop back around to being funny, but I’m not going to lie, anytime I laugh at these, it’s a laugh followed by a strained look on my face trying to figure out why my brain thinks it’s funny. I just… I don’t know. I don’t know.
h/t Someecards
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News Pictures The bizarre meme involving Gwyneth Paltrow and… The Sopranos? (12 Photos)
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Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
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Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
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kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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