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It’s that time of year again. It’s the holiday season and you can’t escape it. The lights, the music, this pointy headed, bendy-limbed little weirdo known as “Elf on a shelf.” Usually, the rosey-cheeked nightmare elf spends the holidays being posed in various places as a form of torture for those of us who can’t escape his presence. Well, for one mom, the yearly Elf hijinks backfired spectacularly.
A little backstory, for those lucky folks who are initiated. Each year, parents who get their jollies from torturing their kids (i.e all parents), pose this elf around the house, moving him each night so the kids find him in new, increasingly alarming shenanigans. He might be munching on Santa’s cookies one night and bumping flat bits with a Barbie the next. He’s always up to no good.
Lynn Heinrich is no stranger to the danger of Santa’s little poseable helper. Unfortunately for her, the Elf on a shelf prank took an ugly turn and Lynn got karma for Christmas. I’ll let Lynn tell the story herself:
”Last night I did my motherly duty of moving the damn elf. So I was feeling creative and I got shaving cream and sprayed it all over the bathroom mirror and filled one of the two sinks with shaving cream and left a little note that said, “Miles did it” and Angel the elf was holding the pencil and had his arm around the shaving cream. Well here is where it all went to sh*t!”
”Miles woke up before me and went to the bathroom and apparently got scared sh*tless that he was going to be in so much trouble that he needed to cover his tracks. Soooo my son, apple of my eye, the monster I was on bed rest for 5 months for, that I went through 21 hours of labor for and took 3 hours to push his huge ass head out, well he decides to frame the elf. So he gets a magic marker, black to be exact and draws squiggly lines all over my bathroom walls. Yes you read that right. Then writes a note with the said marker saying, ‘You are ugly Lynn’ and then the mastermind puts the marker on the elf.”
”I have to give him credit there, he is smarter than some of the dumb asses on Snapped or I Almost Got Away With It. Kind of scary if I think about that. Anyway so now because of this Mother F%^$%$& elf I have to paint my bathroom again. I mean how can I yell at him without telling him I know he did it b/c I did the shaving cream.”
”So to whomever the friggin genius was that came up with Elf on a Shelf, you’re an ass and I hope the elf murders you in your sleep!”
(Via)
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