New photo Comic Konstantin Kisin censored by politically correct university shares some of his safe and non-safe gags

A STAND-UP comic being banned from telling jokes sounds like a joke itself.

But Konstantin Kisin found himself in exactly that position when he was sent a politically correct “behavioural agreement” before a gig at a London uni.

Konstantin Kisin was sent a politically correct ‘behavioural agreement’ before a gig at a London uni

The School of Oriental and African Studies’ joke ban included “racism, sexism, classism, ageism, homophobia, biphobia, transphobia, xenophobia, Islamophobia or anti-religion or anti-atheism.”

Konstantin, 35, who often tells gags about Russia, where he was born, turned down the gig.

He told The Sun on Sunday: “The American comedian George Carlin once said, ‘It’s the duty of the comedian to find out where the line is drawn and cross it deliberately’.

“I could not agree more. A comedian’s job is to be funny.”

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On the left, Konstantin has a tongue-in-cheek stab at adapting jokes to satisfy the stuffy contract. If they don’t tickle you, on the right are some of the best non-PC jokes.

Just don’t tell them to the student leaders at SOAS University of London . . .

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Konstantin was left outraged after being sent a ‘behavioural contract’ ahead of his free appearance at a charity gig

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