There is a common misconception that porn doesn’t have writers, that there isn’t someone behind a typewriter racking their brain over finding the perfect motivation for this pizza delivery guy to need his tip money so badly that he must shove his member into the pizza and offer “free extra-sausage”.
But they are out there, the word-smiths of smut that fill in those few minutes of a video we normally scrub through. So let’s raise a glass to the accomplishments of professional writers!
In all honesty, there was a reddit thread asking people what the worst line they heard in porn was, and I thought it was hilarious. So I took them, put them on a pretty background to class up the whole affair, and here we are. Enjoy!
(Mom, if you are reading this I’ve never watched porn. This is all new to me.)
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News Pictures The best (or worst) lines you’ve heard in porn (23 Photos)
You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!
TEENS
Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.
Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”
kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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