Listen, I’m not gonna say I’m a commitment-phobe, but I once pretended to be running in a marathon to get away from a girl who tried to hold my hand. I used to think my fear was irrational. Then I read these…
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“When we were first dating, I drunk texted my (now) husband asking him to come over for a booty call. Before he could respond, I texted ‘nevermind.’ To this day, he says that moment of ‘playing hard to get’ was the moment he knew I was the one he wanted to be with. But he doesn’t know that I said ‘nevermind’ because I had actually sent the same text to two other guys, and another one replied first.”
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“That his favorite meal that I cook…is from the restaurant down the street.”
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“When my husband and I have a fight and aren’t speaking, I secretly turn off the wifi so that he is forced to come downstairs and talk to me.”
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“Sometimes I’ll secretly watch something by myself that I was supposed to watch with my husband later because I want to watch it without having to cuddle or share my snacks.”
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“That I keep a list of the hilarious things he says in his sleep.”
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“My husband is very irresponsible with money, so when we need to save for something, I lie and tell him we have less than we actually do, so that he doesn’t know the money is there to spend.”
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“Sometimes I call him and tell him my texts aren’t sending, just to have an excuse to hear his voice.”
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“Sometimes I buy an Amazon gift card from the grocery store so that the money I spend counts towards groceries, even though I use it to buy music or clothes.”
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“My husband thinks I’m a much heavier sleeper than I am. If the dog gets restless in the middle of the night, I lie perfectly still until he gets up to take her outside, then I pretend in the morning that I didn’t hear her.”
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“We went on a vegan diet together and he was really committed. But I always cheated on my lunch break and told him I ate a salad.”
This is literally me right now as an engaged man about to get married…
(Via)
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News Pictures Confessions from married women are why I have trust issues (8 Photos)
You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!
TEENS
Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.
Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”
kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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