I only recently became a real live adult (that’s 26 years old, the age when you have to get your own health insurance) and I’m already done with the whole thing. I can’t drink without incapacitating myself for days afterward. My rapidly-decreasing metabolism and severe lack of exercise are really starting to catch up to me (the other day I was out of breath after putting on socks). Also, weed makes me anxious now. What the fuck, universe?
I’m ready to go back to a more tender age. Like 4. When I could smoke as much weed as I wanted and never get anxious. I could also shit my pants and it was no big deal. Now everyone freaks out and bans you from Dave and Busters. Which is pretty ageist if you ask me, but that’s a rant for another time.
Anyway, here are some tweets from people who are also having trouble adjusting to adulthood.
https://textbacklinkexchanges.com/being-an-adult-isnt-what-its-cracked-up-to-be-36-photos/
News Pictures Being an adult isn’t what it’s cracked up to be (36 photos)
You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!
TEENS
Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.
Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”
kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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