RIDICULOUSLY high cut bikinis seem to be everywhere at the moment and now one swimwear company has upped the ante.
Black Swallow‘s £27.50 scoop neck swimsuit, in midnight, has been mocked by mums for not only flashing flesh around the panty region – but showing off some side boob too.
The Aussie boutique shared a picture of the skimpy swimwear on Facebook yesterday – and it’s already racked up more than 1,300 baffled comments.
Bemused mums wrote: “Omg this is stunning! I’m buying one right after my surgery to remove my vagina”.
While others joked: “This would disappear into most women faster than a vodka soda”.
And another woman commented: “Her clitoris wins the bird box challenge.”
The good news is there would be minimal tan lines in the Boracay one piece, but you’ll also need a very intrusive bikini wax to make it wearable.
One woman said it looked like a 10-year-old’s swimsuit, while another joked: “you can have a nip-slip and a clit-slip all in one catastrophic moment”.
Others asked: “is there a new female version of ‘the tuck’ that I’m yet to learn? like does it all just fold up inside like a pocket orrrrr…”
While one lady mocked the brand’s name, writing: “I’m guessing you’re called ‘swallow’ because your clothing is designed to be swallowed by a vagina?”
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While the internet might be unconvinced, Black Swallow clearly thinks the design is a hit, as it comes in 10 different colours – including neon pink, white, black, orange and Baywatch red.
If you want someone to blame for this bonkers new trend, Beginning Boutique are the ones who started it.
Women joked they’d had “less intrusive smear tests” in reaction to these high cut designs.
While one mum recreated the brand’s model shot to show how ridiculous the pants are.
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You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!
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Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.
Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”
kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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