New photo SNL takes on Kavanaugh with a furious Matt Damon taking on the role of the embattled SCOTUS pick

Supreme Court nominee Brett Kavanaugh's bizarre senate committee testimony was the leading act of Saturday Night Live, with Matt Damon taking on the role of the embattled judge.

Kavanaugh was portrayed as a 'keg half full guy' as he began his furious testimony. 

'I'ma start at an 11, and I'ma take it to a 15 real quick,' he said to the judicial committee.

'I'm not backing down you sons of b****es, I don't know the meaning of the world stop.'

Brett Kavanaugh was mocked in the first act of Saturday Night Live's season premiere

Kavanaugh's detailed calendars from his high school years were also mocked, with Damon pulling one out to display, before he mimicked the judge telling the committee the accusations leveled against him were a political attack.

'Dr. Ford has no evidence, none. Meanwhile, I've got these. I've got these calendars,' he said.

'These beautiful, creepy calendars. 

'About lifting weights with P.J. And squee and donkey Donald Doug. But you don't care about squee or donkey dong Doug, do you? 

'You just want to humiliate me in front of my wife. My parents, and Alyssa freaking Milano.' 

Damon as Kavanaugh referenced the judge's vow that he did not have sex for many years after college, calling himself the 'proudest, drunkest virgin you've ever seen'.  

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You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!

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Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st

To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.

Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”

Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”

kim cattrall

Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb

SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.

Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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