Throwbacks
Kids have been looking forward to McDonald’s Happy Meals and the toys within them since the 70’s. Sure, they’re not always the best quality, and your location might not have the ones you’re looking for, but they were fun while they lasted. At least until they weren’t.
For all the things that Ronald and the gang have gotten right, they’ve also put some lazy and uninspired party favours in with my chicken nuggets over the years.
I”m not McLovin’ that.
Fast Food Toy Reviews.
Happy Meal Toys
In your Happy Meal, you find these monstrosities. People were already made very afraid of the anthropomorphic Happy Meal box, and now, he’s surfing, and scootering and even doing science.
Heck, no.
Dinosaur Dracula
McDonald’s Changeables
Is it a burger? A robot? An edible Transformer? Who knew?
Youtube
Mr. Potato Head Kids
There were a lot of different variations on the Mr. Potato Head in your Happy Meal, this kids version just creeped us the fuck out.
Plus one of them looks like Steve Harvey.
Retro Robot Review
Nature Watch Gardening Tools
Cheaply made plastic shovels, rakes, bird feeders and a greenhouse. From McDonalds. Sure.
Planet Dolan
Shark Tale Jellyfish
It’s supposed to be a Jellyfish. For Kids. Instead, it looks like a dildo.
Throwbacks
McWrist Wallet
It was a plastic bracelet that had a compartment. That was it.
EBay
McDonalds Popoids
These tiny toys, with flexible legs weren’t really supposed to be for kids. On account of pieces being small enough to swallow. Plus, I don’t really understand the point of them.
Youtube
Good FUNdamentals Food Figures
In the 90’s, the Happy Meal toys included an ode to healthy eating. While kids were eating more than their fair share of transfats, they could play with this strangely sexy apple and the piece of toast with a helmet.
Youtube
Star Wars Clone Wars Bobble Heads
I’m a huge fan of the franchise, but these toys are just hideous. They’re an iconic ship from the universe, with a giant bobblehead on it.
They’re unnatural.
Etsy
Ronald McDonald Sunglasses
As far as Happy Meal toys go, this isn’t the strangest, but I still can’t imagine a kid actually wearing them.
Imgur
Ronald McDonald Hand Puppet
This is what would come up if you googled “McDonalds” and “lazy & unimaginative.” It’s a plastic bag, with Ronald drawn on it.
Ardia fm
The Fry Kids
When it comes to toys made out of McDonald’s food, I was all for the McNugget buddies and their costumes. I don’t know what these are, and I’m not sure I want to. Are they living bundles of coloured fries?
Youtube
Dinosaurs
This wasn’t even a kids show, and if you were young enough to still be eating a Happy Meal, you were probably scared of these Dinosaur puppets.
EBay
Music Players
This is more about the entire category of music players, rather than just one execution. You open your box, get a whiff of hot fries and find a plastic thingy that plays a tinny, :30s version of a pop song.
Great.
Eater
Step It! Fitness Trackers
It honestly makes no sense for McD’s to hand out a fitness tracker to kids. Even worse, they barely worked and most kids were allergic to the plastic.
Amazon
Play-Doh Mini Packs
In your box filled with edible (kinda) food, there were also containers of Play-Doh. In the late 80’s, there were plenty of reports of kids ingesting the stuff, and I think it started here.
Real Clear
MC Hammer Hygiene Kit
Remember his cartoon? Apparently the geniuses at Mickey-D’s thought that kids needed toothpaste and toothbrushes with Hammer Man’s face all over it.
EBay
Michael Jordan Fitness Fun
In 1991, McD’s slapped Jordan’s face on a whole bunch of shit to promote fitness.
EBay
Ronald McDonald Mask
Granted, this was from the early days of Happy Meals, but still…it’s terrifying.
Flickr
Ninjago Camera
As a part of the Lego Ninjago line, they released these cameras in Happy Meals. But they don’t take pictures; they show you stills from the latest Ninjago movie. Like a cheap, sad Viewmaster.
Gifts From The Pirates
Batman Bike Accessories
I love Batman, and as a kid, I’d have collected these all and put them on my hand-me-down-Jalopy of a bike. But at the same time, they serve no purpose, really. What kid’s gonna actually use a rearview mirror?
Footybits
Mr. Tickle and his Feather
Granted, I loved these books when I was 4, but I never wanted to see one in real life. There were two connected toys at the time. This Mr. Tickles toy with the freakishly long arms, and a large feather made out of a sponge. You know, to tickle with.
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Zizzle Iz Toys
These abstract toys are something that kids never want to find in their Happy Meal. I think you either pull their antennas, or twist something and they either lit up or sang or something to that effect. Honestly, no one’s ever kept one for very long.
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Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
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Size: 10-12
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