DID you see the rabble on your TV news? The Labour Party conference in Liverpool. There they all were, waving their fatuous Palestinian flags.
And some of them chanting the slogan “from the river to the sea” favoured by Hamas and the PLO, who demand the liquidation of Israel.
Lovely people.
That will have put to rest any worries the British Jewish community might have, no? And they STILL claim they’re not anti-Semitic.
Some dizzy bint then got up and demanded a general strike. Right now! Everyone out! Why? To “bring down” the hated Tories. Basically, a spoiled child’s temper tantrum.
But she got a standing ovation from the deranged lefties who have taken over the party, Momentum.
It was strikes which brought down Labour, if you remember. Strike after strike. The damage that did to the country, back in the late 1970s. And the damage it did to Labour — out of power for almost 20 years.
And the pie-in-the-sky policy announcements. Apparently they’re going to create 400,000 “green” jobs. What the hell is a green job? Mowing the lawn?
And who is going to pay for this extravagance?
Just how high are taxes going to rise so Corbyn can staple a useless and hideous wind turbine on everybody’s forehead, so we can be greener than green? Sixty per cent, seventy per cent?
More b******s. Labour intends to ensure that more and more nursery staff are educated to degree level. Why? Do you really need a degree to clip four-year-old Jayden around the ear and settle the other toddlers down to watch In The Night Garden?
Superfluous degrees are one of the big scandals of our time.
Hundreds of thousands of kids being duped into taking useless courses at third-rate “universities” and being saddled with a mountain of debt. And unable to find work.
Dirt cheap childcare for everyone, even the rich. Paid for, then, by who?
Nationalisation of the water and power companies and the railways. Well, I’ve got no objection to that. But you still have to keep asking yourself — where is the money coming from?
And on Brexit? Scarcely a word. The most important issue facing the country right now and Labour had next to nothing to say about it.
But we know they’re planning to support a second referendum on the issue. Selling down the river the millions of Labour voters who thought we were best out of the European Union.
At first, Labour — with great principle — stuck to the decision of the referendum.
Not now they see a chance of power, the prospect of hoovering up all those votes from Remainers who think we got it wrong two years ago. (How about best of three? Or five? Or seven?)
There is great inequality in our country. Low wages and poor standards of living in many parts. We need a Labour Party that will support the working class — and lay the bloody wind turbines and their horrible Palestinian flags to one side.
Not a chance.
They will enter the next election as a Marxist fringe, frantically virtue-signalling to all and sundry.
The Labour Party I once loved is dead.
Judi got it right
DAME JUDI DENCH has been sticking up for the “disgraced” actor, Kevin Spacey.
She described him as a friend and said it was ridiculous to cut him out of films.
That was brave of her. And of course she’s getting all sorts of flak from social media.
Spacey has been accused of many things, all of which he denies. Nothing has been proven. But the man is now a pariah in Hollywood, even so.
Well done to our finest actress for supporting America’s finest actor of the past 30 years.
Meghan Markle lost sparkle
NOT a nice thing to say, I know. But I’ve got to admit it. Meghan Markle is beginning to get on my t*ts.
One minute she’s gushing about how the kitchen set up by Grenfell Tower survivors is the true picture of Britain. (Not the Britain I’m familiar with, love). And portraying herself as being a kind of superannuated Mother Theresa, agonising over poverty.
Next she’s wearing a £3,000 outfit partying with celebs in Amsterdam.
I’ve said it before and I’ll say it again. Be wary of taking advice on social justice from someone whose wedding dress cost 200,000 quid.
Marks & Spencer does one for £69, off the peg.
Gary’s kid fail
GARY LINEKER has been leading a bunch of slebs moaning about their kids being given too much homework. Let the little children be free to play and gambol!
I seem to remember Gary being very hacked off about the posh school he sent his son to. He complained that despite all the money he’d paid, the kid
left with useless grades.
There’s a lesson for you in there, some- where, Gary, if you can work out what it is.
EU Press Repress
VERA JOUROVA is the European Union’s Justice Commissioner.
She doesn’t like the way British news- papers are reporting our Brexit negotiations. So she’s called for closer “regulation” of what we can and can’t say.
You’d think, being a Czech, that Vera might have had enough of Stalinism and the repression of free speech.
But then she’s an EU commissioner, and that stuff sort of goes hand in hand.
Girls bag seat too
A FAIRLY minxy Russian chick has been spraying bleach on the groins of male passengers on the Moscow underground.
She accuses them of “manspreading”. This is when blokes sit with their legs wide apart and invade the space of the next passenger.
I don’t much like the habit either. But I have not yet been tempted to burn their genitals off with a toxic substance.
And what about womanspreading? I was sat next to a lass on the Jubilee line last week who was the size of a dumper truck. I had my nose buried in the rolls of fat beneath her armpit.
Maybe I should have got my bleach out. And while women don’t usually sit with their legs apart – unless they’ve had a few – there’s always their BAGS to contend with.
The latest series is garbage
THE contestants on The Apprentice were always arrogant gob-merchants with the business nous of a bowl of oxtail soup.
That’s what makes the show so entertaining.
But this latest lot seem – as Lord Sugar worried – in it only for the fame of being on TV.
This is an example of what we will call “The Joey Essex Curve”. It’s a line on a graph. A line which descends very rapidly.
The rule behind this line is simple. No matter how hifalutin and sensible a reality show starts out, by season five every contestant will have the IQ of Joey Essex.
Then the line flattens out because you can’t get any lower.
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I like this new fashion trend
I’M very impressed by this three breasts business. Can’t have too much of a good thing.
Trouble is, for obvious reasons, this new fashion is confined to women.
So how about we start pioneering a trend in having four testicles? Rather than the normal two?
I think that would be a winner. You could use them as a Newton’s Cradle when you were bored, such as on a long journey on public transport.
The Newton’s Cradle was an executive toy from the Seventies. Lift one ball up and it smashed into the others, causing the one on the far end to move. Hours of fun in your trousers.
The dim blue line
LOOK at this poor jackass. Joined the police so he could fight crime, I assume.
Ends up dressed as a rainbow-coloured egg so Greater Manchester Police can do some right-on political grandstanding about how much they love gay people.
What has happened to our coppers?
Instead of spending taxpayers’ money on fatuous, virtue-signalling stunts, how about they ditch the egg costumes and go out and catch some burglars?
Just as a suggestion.
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Hayden Panettiere
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Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
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Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
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