New photo SNL eviscerates Susan Collins for her Kavanaugh yes vote

Saturday Night Live has lampooned Senate Republicans, imagining them chugging beer in the Senate 'locker room' after successfully confirming Supreme Court Justice Brett Kavanaugh. 

The new SNL episode on Saturday aired just hours after the Senate voted 50-48 nearly along party lines to confirm Kavanaugh, who was then sworn in to the Supreme Court.

The cold opened imagined the party-hearty hi-jinks of ecstatic Republican senators, led by a beer-chugging Lindsey Graham, portrayed by Kate McKinnon.

'How amazing is this? We made a lot of women real worried today, but I'm not getting pregnant so I don't care,' said McKinnon's Graham, as Montell Jordan's song 'This Is How We Do It' pumped in the background.

'Let's ralph til we boof!' shouted Republican Senator John Kennedy, portrayed by Beck Bennett.

'Ralph', or vomit, and 'boof' were both terms that appeared in Kavanaugh's yearbook in real life. He argued the latter term referred to flatulence, though among others is it slang for rectal administration of alcohol. 

In the sketch, Beck Bennett's Mitch McConnell said, 'Everyone's pumped — from white men over 60 to white men over 70.'  

'It's up there with Vietnam, for sure. This is historic,' he said of the Republican victory.

Cecily Strong also appeared as Maine Senator Susan Collins, the Republican who dramatically announced that she would cast the deciding vote in favor of Kavanaugh on the Senate floor on Friday.

'Oh please, the last thing I wanted was to make things about me,' Strong's Collins said. 'That's why I told all my female supporters to tune in at 3 o'clock, so I could tell them all, psych!'

Cecily Strong (right) also appeared as Maine Senator Susan Collins, the Republican who dramatically announced that she would cast the deciding vote in favor of Kavanaugh

The sketch also featured Pete Davidson portraying a dour-looking Jeff Flake, the Republican senator for Arizona who forced a one-week FBI investigation before ultimately voting to confirm Kavanaugh. 

'Hey, yeah, obviously I was really sad about the whole process as you could tell from my resting b***h face and really considered all the testimony...' the Flake character said, but was interrupted when McKinnon'sGraham stuffed a pie in his face.

Senate Majority Leader Mitch McConnell, played by  

Turning the tables, the sketch cuts to a subdued Senate Minority Leader Chuck Shumer, as played by Alex Moffat, on the Democrats' side.

'Well the Dems lost another one, that's what we do not,' Moffat's Schumer says casually.

An actor portraying Democrat Senator Joe Manchin, who broke party ranks to vote for Kavanaugh, then walks past and punches Moffat's Schumer in the groin.

Back in the 'Republican locker room', McKinnon's Graham declares Kavanaugh 'the Natty Lite of judges' as the rest of the caucus whoops and hollers. 

The characters crack open beers and dance to Robin Thicke's 'Blurred Lines'.

'Let's keep this horny male energy going to the midterms,' the Graham character declares. 

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