Mazita anogona kuchinjwa kuva chero ani zvichienderana ne nyika yekugadzirwa kwefirimu.
Murume wacho anodzoka kubva kune rimwe bhizimisi, munhu anodikanwa anokwira kuchivanze chinotevera apo anosangana nebandit nemusikana wake. Mhomho iyi inobatsira kutamba rouroti yeRussia uye nekuzviuraya inouraya pachake. Mudiwa anochinja mupfeke yomukadzi uye anopukunyuka nemusikana kubva pamba, achitora sutukesi nemari. Asi kwete saka nyore - zviri all scammers ....
The firimu hakuna kuoma kubvisa, hazvina haatarisiri Investments guru, uye iwe unogona kuwana $ 1000000.
Mabasa
Wife makore 25-45 okuberekwa
Male makore 30-50 okuberekwa
Anoda 30-50 makore anonzi
Militiaman 25-50 ane makore
Bandit (gangster) 30-50 wemakore
Gangster musikana musikana 18-35 wemakore
Asingagari nembebvu 30-60 makore.
General 50-60 wemakore
Uyewo zvekupfura unoda dzimba mbiri nemaarconi (Kwemaawa mashanu kusvika ku10).
Militia (mapurisa) yunifomu. Dummy revolver Chipo chinotumirwa ku email.
Kunyengera kubva kuBrooklyn.
Murume - zvakanaka, svinura ... Ndichamuraya, zarura bastard pakarepo.
Mudiwa akaedza kukwira pasi pemubhedha, ndokubva apinda muimba yemukati, mudzimai wake akamudzinga kunze kwekamuri ndokumupinza mubhandi.
Mudzimai -Anoda
Mudiwa -Sei?
Murume akakurumidza kupinda mumba akapomhanyira kuimba yekurara akazarura suo rebhokisi ndokukandwa pasi pemubhedha, akazarura chivako, akapinda muimba yevana sezvo zvose zvaiongororwa kune dzimwe dzimba, kwakanga kusina munhu.
Akaenda chinyararire akaenda kukicheni uko mudzimai wake akabika.
-Chimwe chinhu chakaitika? Akabvunzwa mudzimai.
Murume-Hungu akafunga kuti kadhi rechikwereti rakarasika.
Mudzimai-Une bhazinesi here?
Murume-aaa akaregererwa panguva yekupedzisira.
Mukadzi A-ah
Murume akapinda muimba akagara pamubhedha, akatarisa TV nekumwemwerera, asi akacherechedza chimwe chechikwangwani cheimwe.
Nenguva ino, mudiwa wakashama wakaenda kumabhokoni anotevera.
Mushure mekunge murume akasiya mukamuri, mudzimai wacho akabudisa nguo yake yaaifarira kubva mumba uye akaiisa muhomwe yemarara ndokuikanda kunze kwehwindo.
Chikwama chemarara chakapfeka chikafu chakawanikwa nehombodo. Achizvizarura, akabvisa kubva muhomwe yake yekotokari makadhi emakadhi emakadhi emakadhi emakadhi emakadhi ane chikamu chepepa iyo pini pini yakanyorwa.
Asina musha-iyo imwe yekutora ha ha ha.
Mudikani achifambisa kubhonyoni riri pedyo akakwira kumukova wakazaruka weimba uye zvino murume wechimhondi-murume ane musikana anopinda mukova weimba yacho.
Bandit (gangster) ndiani?
Musikana wacho akakunda mapepa ake.
Mutoka uyu akaisa musikana wacho uye mudiwa pavhafa.
Bandit (gangster) -Ndimi aniko?
Mudiwa -Deputat, akanyatsopinda mumviri.
Bandit- Ichokwadi here?
Mudiwa-yeah
Bandit (gangster) -Ndisina kuuraya vatongi.
Mudiwa - Iwe haufungi chinhu, ipapo murume akadzoka, uye ini kubva kubhandi rakakwira kwauri, uye musikana wako kwandiri hapana chakanga chiri.
Bandit, iwe unofunga kuti ndiri benzi. Iwe ndiwe simba rangu rakagadzirwa pamusoro pemakore apasi ibhodhi rakadzikiswa.
Mudiwa-ini handingarevi munhu.
Bandit Saka ndakakutenda iwe, ingobuda uye blah blah blah nerurimi rwako.
Mudiwa- Hongu, ini handiri guva.
Bandit - Pamakuva, Ndizvozvo. Iye zvino tava kutamba. Ini ndinokuda iwe roulette yeRussia?
Mudiwa-Hapana
Bandit Uye ini handiiti, asi zvinokosha.
Inobata revolver uye inotanga kuverenga. Mumwe, vaviri, vatatu, vana, vashanu, Buda-bunny-kufamba, kamwe kamwe, muvhimi-vybe-gaet
Mudiwa podymaet ruoko, unogona kubvunza?
Bandit-Well
Lover-Uye imi muri vaviri pakati pedu Unofunga here?
Bandit - Unofunga kuti ndiri mutsva here?
Mudiwa-Kwete, asi pane mafungiro akadaro.
Mhomho yacho inozviwisira mumaoko.
Bandit, chii Szc? .... The P ...
Anobvisa chidzitiro chokudzorerazve ruoko rwake.
Danidzira kubva kumusoro-Bvisa TV yako uye ini ndichati mapurisa ikozvino.
Bandit Roth, Ini ndichakuvhara. Zvakanaka, ndinofunga zvitatu, kutendeseka.
Mudiwa, zvichida haudi?
Bandit-Iwe unoda dhigirii. Kamwe kamwe vaviri kana vatatu vanokanganisa Bunny mashanu vakabuda kuti vafambe ... Nenguva isipi, muvhimi-anomhanya, Akarurama-mu hare-puti-Piff-puff-oh-oh-oh-Umi-raet-bunny-moi.ha ha ha maziso akanaka.
Mudiwa-hapana chandingavhare.
Bandit-Heino gomba, uri kurota neni. Mutevedzeri achiripo. Zvakanaka, gehena kwauri ... .. Ndichakutema iwe uye zvakadaro. Shoots, asi bhuru hairi moto. Dzokororazve Chete Vatatu.
Mudiwa - Chii chiri kutanga neni zvakare.
Bandit - pano reptile yakawana, vanhu vose sevanhu, uye iyo kuti isingafani nayo kwete.Okay, tiri kutamba roulette.
Anofambisa revolver patafura. Dula inotungamirirwa kunewindo.
Bandit-Zvakanaka, ndingaitei zvino?
Mudiwa - Izvi zvinoreva kuti muzimbe unotungamirirwa kune chiedza, uye chiedza ndiMwari uye Mwari anoti Zvakakwana zvevarume kuti vave mapenzi kuenda kumba, zvakanaka, ndichaenda here?
Bandit-Taxi inoshevedza? A hearse inonzi ha ha ha. Rute rwechipiri.
Anoshandura pistol zvakare, chirongo chinotungamirirwa kwaari.
Bandit - Zvakanaka .... Pamutambo?
Mudiwa-Iwe uri kupenga.
Bandit-Kubva ava vatungamiriri vechando muchando hamungabvunzi. Nditarise.
Mudiwa anovhara maziso ake zvakasimba. Mhomho yacho inobata uye inowira mukona yekamuri.
Musikana-Sei wakamuuraya?
Mudiwa-ini handina kumuuraya, akazvipfura nemusoro wake.
Mhandara- Mifananidzo yako yose iyo yose?
Mudiwa- Chii chinonyora
musikana-uye pano vashandi uye iwe uchataura kuti ndiani akatema uyo, chii chinonyora, uye kune shamwari dzake mujeri iwe uchatsanangura kuti ndiani uye ndiani akaurawa.
Mudiwa, zvakanamatira.
Musikana-hapana chaanoenda kune vamwe vakadzi vakadzi.
Mudiwa, ndaisazoenda, asi zvakaitika.
Musikana anosvika sutikesi inozvizivisa.
Musikana-Ndiyo hongu.
Mudiwa-O ... Uye zvino chii chaunofanira kuita?
Musikana-tinogona kuteerera kuMoart?
Mudiwa Chii chauri kuita, iwe unopfeka kuti chii.
Mhandara -Iye kubva kune wake steanie.
Mudiwa-Uri kubva kune chitunha here?
Mhandara- Zvakanaka, Shumba, ini ndichakuponesa.
Munhu anodikanwa anomira mumapfekero emukadzi, musikana anonyara miromo yake.
Musikana-hakuna chinhu chakadai chakaitika, akaenda kumunhu anenge abatwa pamuviri.
Mudiwa anobva muimba yacho muchipfeko chemusikana nemusikana. Itai kuti mufambisi.
Mumwe murume anokwira masitepisi.
Murume - Taurai zvose zvedu, ndine mifananidzo yake, haugoni kuitora ichiri mupenyu. Hongu, uye cellophane inobata zvikwama, chainina mugaraji randinazvo.
The elevator inovhura uye kune mupurisa.
Militsioner-Zvakanaka, vasikana vari kure?
Musikana-Kubva mu Monte Carlo roulette twist.
Militiaman - uye ini ndichatora ha ha?
Musikana-Zvechokwadi, $ 100 neawa.
Militsioner-Musikana?
Musikana- Musikana ane gumi 10.
Militiaman A semusikana anodana?
Musikana -Stepa Militiaman
-A Stepa foni achapa baba vangu mapurisa? A-ah
Musikana Haasi mbeveve.
Militiaman-Hungu (kushamiswa). Zvakanaka vasikana kubasa havakwanise. Ndiri kukuteverai ha ha.
Vasikana vari kuenda.
Mapurisa anodana imba yacho.
Bhokiti inomira yakabata dama rake. Doorbell. Gamba racho richaenda kuzarura suo. Kune mapurisa.
Militiaman-Vavakidzani vanopopotera pamusoro pemubvumo wauna ... ... Wakazvicherechedza iwe?
Bandit-aga
Militsioner-Zuva rakadini seizvi nhasi.
Bandit Usandiudza.
Anodzima jira kubva pahuma yake neruoko rwaanoshandisa pfuti.
IYI HAI KUPEDZA
NAMAPORO
Mapurisa akandiona saizvozvi.
MaBitit-Prizes nhasi haazove Vasily Petrovich.
Mapurisa anogomera.
Murume wacho anosvika pane zvinotevera.
Murume wangu, ndakaona zvishoma zvishoma, hazvina kuwira.
Bandit Mubayiro haazove.
Mudzimai-Ndakamuvhundutsa saizvozvo. (Chechipiri chisarudzo ndecheAaaaaa)
Bandit-No
Bandit pafoni, Lenochka, zvakanaka, tinoshanda maererano nechekare, hongu, hongu, imba, imba, imotokari, tinotora zvose .... kottage? Uye aripi dacha? In Penntyuki? Zvakanaka, dacha zvichida tinobva, hatisi mhuka ha ha ha.
Mhomho yacho inouya kumurume wake, mudzimai, mhirizhonga, uye maoko mumwe nomumwe envelopu.
Bandit -Taurai, kuti vhiki inotevera tine mushumiri, tapota musanonoka kubasa.
A doro rinoputika muimba.
Bandit-Nikolai Ivanovich zvakare kwekare?
Murume asina musha akamira nemusoro wake pasi.
Bhoti iyo inopa vhokupepe kune vasina dzimba, nguva ino zvakare ichadzokorora. Unonzwisisa here? "
The pokugara murume nods musoro wake.
Bhanditi-Nikolai Ivanovich (kunyanya kuomerera) Nikolai Ivanovich.
Pokugara anopa makadhi.
Bhanditi-The kokupedzisira Padla..
The bhanditi anotendeukira rese -. Sara mushe
Kuti mberi.
Scene mumugwagwa.
Mudikani anoenda neshamwari yebhanit uye anobva ayeuka awa.
Mudiwa-Clock
Girl-Ndeipi maawa?
Mudiwa-Baba vangu vakapedza hondo yose mubongoro iri kutambanudza chimwe chinhu chaizondipfuura, uye ndakakanganwa kubva kune b .... Anotendeuka ndokudzokera.
Musikana-Uripi mudiki, akauraya vanhu vashanu naye zviri nani kuti vasasvibisa.
Mudikani anomira, Ndiani anonyangadza?
Musikana-Kana-uye, ari
mudiwa-Zvakanaka, zvakajeka.
Achipfuurira mberi kweimba ye gangster, anodikanwa anonzwa kuseka. Anopinda nepamukova-wakazaruka.
Anoda kupinda mumba. Uye chitunha chiri kupi?
Militsioner-Uye akaenda kumba.
Mudiwa-Zvakanaka, zvakajeka sekugara. Anodururira girazi revodka uye kunwa kunyorera wig.
Kuona yeawa pamurume wake inovadzora.
Murume - iwe hausi kufunga kuti haatitiri isu zvakare.
Musikana-isu tiri kushanda vhiki inotevera "muGeneral" unogona kubatana neboka redu ravanoshamwaridzana.
Mudiwa, ndinoda kumutungamirira.
Murume ane usimbe anogogodza pamusuwo.
Male yawn-yakazaruka, kana ini ndichakuuraya.
Mukuru mukuru anogara mumapasi ake achidanidzira foni.
Mudzimai weGeneral- Nguva yaenda.
Mukuru anosimuka uye anotora bhodhoro uye anonwa kubva pamutsipa wake.
Mukadzi, uri kupi?
Zvose - Zvakanaka, nokuda kweushingi.
Mudzimai-enda mberi. The General ichakwira kuburikidza ne bolkon.
The General-Svetka? Ndakanganwa pfuti
Mukadzi ndiko kushungurudzwa kweeiii. Anomusunga kumudonzvo uye anokanda mfuti kune Mukuru.
Mukicheni, Bandit nemusikana.
Musikana-Sezvazvakauya.
Bandit-Uyai.
Bandit-Uyu Ndiani?
Mukuru Uye ndiani iwe?
Bhenji inotora pisitori yake ndokuiendesa kune General.
Mutungamiri mukuru anotorawo pistoti kubva pasi.
Bandit Iwe unopenga pamusoro pekutamba kwangu.
General-Uye ini handiiti.
Bandit-Zvakanaka, iwe unogona kuenda.
Jenerali-Kupi?
Bandit-Uye uri kupi?
Zvose-zvino neminiti. Anouya kubhokisi. -Svetlana Leonidovna, uye chii chaunofanira kuita?
Mukadzi idiot
General-Ndeipi idiot?
Mukuru anopinda mumba.
Bandit Uye iwe hauna pfuti chaiye?
Jenerali -Iyo
iBitit-Chii icho chingwe?
The General-Hong Svetka akasunga, zvino ini ndichabvarura. Anogogodza tambo, kupfura kunonzwika. Gamba rakagadzikana nejasi rinowira pasi, Jenerali inowira mujasi. Mukomana wechidiki wechigumburu anowira mune swoon. Anoda kupinda mumba.
Chikwata chine bhanhire rakasungirirwa chagara pamubhedha. Mukuru mukuru anokwira achida kumupa bhodhoro revodka kuti anonwa uye anodonha zvakare.
Lover bandit kuti unoda ruvusiya rweRussia?
Bandit-No
Lover-uye ini handiti, asi zvinodiwa.
Mhomho yacho inomutsa ruoko
rwaRover-zvakanaka
Bandit-Pano tine oligarch, zvikuru mvhimi wechikadzi, saka imwe kamuri yake yakazara yakazara nemadhora, imwe yacho ine ndarama, uye yechitatu ....
Mudiwa - Ndinobvumirana. Icho chiri chepamutemo here?
Bandit-Zvakanaka, zvinhu zvose zvakabatana pano.
Chiitiko Nha. 5
Oligarch inosvika pamotokari kusvika pasuo.
Mutyairi-Zvakanaka, sezvaanogara, maminetsi gumi nemashanu?
Iyo oligarch haifadzwi kwemaawa maviri.
Ioligarch inopinda muimba yacho uye inotanga kukumbatira uye kutsvoda Chiedza nemhete dzemagonhi.
Chiedza - Murume ari kukurumidza pabhandi.
Oligarch - Hungu, kwete, handigone kuita izvi iye zvino. Ndichatsanangurira zvose kwaari.
Chiedza, iwe kuti ane dhimoni.
Олигарх Handizvo zvandisingaiti nemasangano akadaro.
Inotanga musuo.
Oligarch-Hello, ini ndichakutsanangurira zvose.
Panguva ino iri muimba ine scammers.
Mhomho inotarisa kurindira kwake-chimwe chinhu chisingakwire.
Zvakare, muimba ine oligarchs, murume nemudzimai vari kugara mukicheni.
Oligarch-A Ndezvipi zvetsika haisi shoko rakanaka ... (inonwa girazi remvura)
Muimba ine shamu.
Mudiwa (dhigirii) -kubwinya mubhizimusi rako raiva?
Bandit-Zvakanaka, kuti ungati sei, bhizimisi redu riri kungobuda.
Mudiwa-ndakava nekutaurirana nevediotes.
Bandit -Iye, zvinhu zvose zvichave ikozvino.
Mudiwa- Uye iyi ... imwe imba yake ine madhora, yechipiri negoridhe, uye chechitatu neiko?
Bandit-Iine madhayamondi.
Mudiwa-Sei?
Bandit-Hedging is.
Mudiwa-Chii?
Bandit-ini handizivi.
Muimba yaSveta.
Oligarch-ini mukupedzisa, ndinoda kukumbira kukanganwirwa uye ndikupei mari shoma nokuda kwekutambura kwako mutsika.
Murume nemudzimai vaifara. The oligarch inotora chikamu chemadhora mazana mana emadhora.
Oligarch, iwe zvirokwazvo haungatori, asi ini ndichasimbisa.
Murume Hungu, hongu, chokwadi, uya zvakare.
Oligarch-Chii?
Mudzimai anoputira murume wake mudivi.
Oligarch-Gara naFedya.
Murume (Fedya) ini ndichaedza.
Ioligarch inobva kunze.
Mutyairi-2 maawa 2 maawa
Oligarch anopinda mumotokari ndokusiya.
Muimba yevarume nemudzimai, pane kurwisana.
Chiitiko Nha. 8
Murume nomudzimai vanopinda muimba iyo makororo ari kumirira oligarch.
Bandit-Zvakanaka, ari kupi?
Murume-Hongu wakakwira sechimwe chikamu.
Bandit Uye chii ichi? -Tarisa ziso nemumwe
Murume-Hongu, ndakapinda mubasa.
Bandit mudiwa - Zvakanaka, pane imwe sarudzo, kunong'un'una munzeve dzangu.
Mudiwa Zvakadini newe?
Bandit, asi isu hatina maturo.
Chiitiko Nhamba 9
Mukuru wehurumende anobva mumotokari pamwe chete nemurindi.
Inosanganisira muimba. Anogara pamubhedha.
Mudzimai anounza mambuka kumukuru, anobuda mumba.
Murume anoedza kupinda muimba, asi varindi vanovhara musuo.
Mudzimai anodana murume wake-Zviri pachena.
Girasi Nha. 10
Muimba mune zvipfeko.
Bandit anogutsikana-Ari kukwira.
Mumwe musungwa ane shamwari anopinda mumba anodzidzisa pfuti uye pakarepo anodzikisa.
Bandit-Che yebhizimisi?
Mudzimai-Mukova waivharwa nevarindi. Asi hazvisi zvose, motokari yose yemapurisa yakamhanya.
Bhero rinoungana muimba yacho.
Mudiwa-Tose tichaiswa musungwa.
Bandit -Hasina dhigirii, Hatina kukubatira iwe musarudzo wekusarudzwa, asi isu hatingazvipi mhenyu.
Anoda-Sei?
Bandit Plan Plan 69 haina kumbokundikana.
Chigamba Nha. 11
Chikwata chakafukidzwa segogo vanozarura musuo.
Mapurisa- Chii chakaitwa naambuya vacho kumishonga?
Bandit-Chii chisingagoni?
Mapurisa-Sei asingakwanisi, iwe unogona uye unotoda, asi ndichakumbira vasikana kuti vagara.
Bandit mudiwa uye mupurisa (kubva muchikwata) vari kuenda. Pamadziro pavanonyanya mafananidzo avo "Vanoda mapurisa"
Mumiririri uye murume ari kuuya kubva kumusoro. Mutungamiri anoisa muvukiro kumapurisa.
Chiitiko Nha. 12
Mumiririri, mudzimai, murume uye musikana wechikwata mukicheni.
Mukuru- Saka regai tinwe kunopedzisa kugadzirwa kwekutengesa.
Zvinonwiwa zvepamutemo uye zvishoma nezvishoma zvinopera. Murume wacho chete akauya negirazi mumuromo wake paakaona mukuru wekufa akaisa girazi kumashure ndokutora banga.
Asi zvino gangster inoputika panopisa ganda remusikana.
Mudzimai-Zvakanaka vakaita Lenka, isu tose tinomhanyira, uye pakarepo tichamuka.
Chiitiko nhamba 13 Pamugwagwa.
Mudzimai-Girasi uye sutukasi yakakanganwa.
Musikana wechidiki, Icho benzi.
Mudzimai-Uyai kusvikira vasvika mupfungwa dzavo.
Musikana-Uye kana?
Mudzimai - Uye kwete kana.
Chiitiko nhamba 14
Vasikana vanopinda mukamuri, kutora sutukesi uye zvino mukuru wehurumende ane bhomba apinda muimba yacho, inoteverwa nemurume ane musoro wakagadzirwa.
Mukuru-Zvakanaka, chii nyoka nyoka? vakawira mumusungo.
Mamiriro № 15
Murume-Vasily Petrovich zvakanaka, tichaitei navo?
Mukuru, asi hatingaiti chinhu, regai aende.
Murume wacho anotendeukira kune mukuru mukuru uye anoona kuti pfuti yake inoratidzwa kwaari.
Murume-sei?
Mukuru-Uye pano Fedya, ndaida mari nyore, asi haipo.
Pano mutambi wechikwata nemapurisa vanopinda mumba.
Bandit Uye unoenda sei?
Chiitiko 16
Bandit, mudiwa nemapurisa vanomhanya mumugwagwa, asi zvino munhu anodivira anorega ndokudzoka.
Bandit, chii ichocho?
Mudikani akakanganwa nguva yake.
Mapurisa- Hamu, hero pamwe navo.
Mudiwa-Unoziva here kuti baba vangu vaivanzvenga ini?
Mapurisa-Hungu, iyo ndiyo maziso ako mumbongoro.
Mudiwa-Ikoko akachengeta ndokusiya.
Mapurisa anotamba Grey amuudza kuti iwe wakanyarara, ikozvino mapurisa ake achabatwa ipapo uye vose vakomana vachava vose kwatiri.
Chiitiko Nha. 16
Bandit mukuru? Iwe unotove nemakadhijiji here?
Mudzimai-One cartridge.
Bandit-Dai. Huru iri kuputirwa nejambi rinotora pfuti Kurongedza ruoko rwake uye rinoputika.
Bandit is a bitch
Mukadzi kana maviri cartridges.
Chikamu № 17
Bandit with bandaged hand.
Bandit-Shorter ikozvino yose inomhanya uye ...
..Purisa anopinda mumba.
Mapurisa-Pano vashandi vanogunun'una pamusoro pemubvumo uri mumba mako.
Anoona vasikana vanobatana, anodhonza pfuti.
Mapurisa-Vakomana vacho vakakutambudza here?
Uyu musikana ane grin-Zvakanyanya.
Mapurisa neredhiyo Alder mwana wangu I oki inoshevedza kusimbisa pano boka revarasikisi.
Mapurisa ari mumotokari-Aha iye zvino akatungamirira kambani. Inovhara redhiyo. - Vari kutora maziso.
Mapurisa- Saka vose vanosimudza rimwe nerimwe tinobva muimba.
Mutungamiriri, ini ndinongobvunza.
Imapurisa, handina chinhu chandinogona kutaura kwauri nemupurisa wemhosva.
Mumwe mupurisa anobva muchikwata-Sekushanda naye pamwe naye, zvichida ndichaenda kumusha.
Mapurisa-Haungatyi makore gumi gare gare.
Musikana wechidiki-Ndinokutendai zvikuru, muponesi wedu.
Mapurisa-Haisi chinhu basa rangu nderokudzivirira vasina simba. Iye zvino tichadaidza chikwata uye tichaenda, asi regai vashande pamatanho.
Mudzimai-Iwe uri wakashinga kwazvo.
Mapurisa-Zvakanaka, handina kubatanidzwa mumatambudziko akadaro.
Musikana- Uri kutaura nezvei.
Vanobva mufambisi, uye chikwata chinokwira masitepisi nemaoko awo kumusoro.
Mudzimai-ndaifunga kuti kwakanga kusisina benzi vanhu munyika, zvinosvika.
Murume-A isu isu.
Mapurisa -Kunzwa-off-negotiator Vatungamiri
Buda mukova.
Mapurisa - Pinda mumotokari.
Murume: Pose patinenge tigere, hatigoni kupinda.
Mapurisa, muchitoro chezvimwe zvese tichasvitsa.
Mumwe mupurisa kubva muchikwata-gara kune imwe pfupa, zvino iwe unoziva chii chaunotora?
Mapurisa-Zvakanaka, zvino ini ndichati chirikadzi, regai mhepo ikatumire. Alo Colonel kutumira bhazi, ndakabata boka rechikwata pano ... Zvakanaka, handizivi chii, asi rakakura kwazvo? .. Idiot? Uye nei idiot? Netsoka kutakura? Saka ndakatenga shangu idzva imwechete kure. Hungu, ndakanzwisisa.Inde ...
Anotarisa-tarisa, asi pane kakatova nemunhu, anopinda mumotokari.
Mupurisa wechipiri-Chii ichocho?
Mapurisa-Uye iyi x .. x..oh ... Halloween
Chechipiri mupurisa -One muna October
Mupurisa akatotamiswa muna August
Mushure mechinguva, zvinhu zvose zvakawira munzvimbo.
Mumiriri, mupurisa nemurume wake vari kukumbira.
Bhokiti ine chinyorwa pahwendefa "Fall on gift operation kuSwitzerland."
Mupurisa "Handina kudya kwemazuva matatu chechina hachikwanisi kumira"
Murume wangu "Kupa mukomana"
Mumiririri uye mupurisa ari mumakumbo haana chinhu chakanaka murume akazara.
Murume anounganidza chikwama uye mashizha.
Bandit Zvakanaka, mira.
Mapurisa-Akamira pacho.
Vasikana vacho vanokwidza makera uye vanogomera neshungu.
Mudiwa anonyangadza chikwata "Musarudzo kune vamiriri veZhmurkin" Amai
vavo vanouya vachienda
Amai-zvakanaka, budai pano.
Mudiwa anomhanya.
Mukuru wekutaura ari kutaura nekati.
Jenerali -Kana vanhu vakadaro vasisina Vassily Petrovich sezvaakagadzika mushure mechikwata muzvikamu zviviri mumabasa mana, oh ndinomuyeuka mabhiriki maviri, uye iwe unofungei? Handina kukanda mapfumo pasi (kugomera) ine stingray.
Mudzimai (Chiedza) anopinda mu unifunifomu yemapurisa.
Bandit Uye iwe chii iwe Svetka akapfekedzwa.
Mudzimai nemusikana webhanji vanoratidza chiremba chepurisa.
Chiedza chinouya kune General-Comrade General basa rako rapera.
The General Rises-Smirno - uye inopera.
Chikwata chose chinotakurwa mubhasi.
Mashizha ebhasi.
Magumo.
Mutori wenhau-Taura nyaya yako.
Mupurisa Zvakanaka, patinenge tichifamba mumugwagwa, takawana foni pamusoro pengozi yacho, patakasvika panzvimbo yacho, takazobatsira rubatsiro rwekutanga kune avo vakaurayiwa, uye ipapo mumasango ndakawana sutukesi ine mari, nokuti hatina kuwana muridzi wacho ye sutuketi kuti ndizvitore ini.
Mutori wenhau - uye iwe wakavaka chipatara ichi mari yawakagamuchira here?
Mupurisa, ini handina kuvaka iyi pedestal ye tangi nemari.
Mutori wenhau sei hama dzako dzakaita seizvi?
Mapurisa-Zvakanaka, ivo vakati ini ndiri moron, asi handifungi zvakadaro.
Mutori wenhau-Uye chii chakaitika ipapo?
Mapurisa - Zvakanaka, zvakazoitika kuti mari yacho yakanga yakaipa uye ikozvino (inoratidza zvishongo). Itai, ngatishandirei mushure memakore mashanu. (Mapurisa anotorwa nemaoko uye anotorwa kuenda paddy wagon).
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