Names can be changed to any one depending on the country of production of the film.
The husband returns from a business trip, the lover climbs to the next balcony where he meets with a bandit and his girlfriend. The bandit offers to play Russian roulette and accidentally kills himself. The lover changes into a woman's dress and escapes with the girl from the apartment, taking the suitcase with the money. But not so simple - it's scammers ....
The film is not difficult to remove, it does not require large investments, and you can earn $ 1000000.
Roles
Wife 25-45 years old
Male 30-50 years old
Lover 30-50 years old
Militiaman 25-50 years old
Bandit(gangster) 30-50 years old
Gangster girl girl 18-35 years old
Homeless with a beard 30-60 years.
General 50-60 years old
Also for the shooting you need two apartments with balconies (For a period of 5 to 10 hours).
Militia (police) uniform. Dummy revolver The offer is sent to the email.
Fraud from Brooklyn.
Husband - well, open the crap ... I'll kill him, open the bastard immediately.
Lover tried to climb under the bed, then darted into the closet, his wife pulled him out of the closet and pushed him onto the balcony.
Wife-Jump
Lover-How?
Husband ran quickly into the house ran ran to the bedroom opened the balcony door then tossed under the bed, flung open the closet, ran into the children's room as everything was inspected all the other rooms, there was nobody.
He went quietly to the kitchen where his wife cooked.
-Something happened? Asked the wife.
Husband-Yes thought the credit card lost.
Wife-Do you have a business trip?
Husband-a-a-a was canceled at the last moment.
Wife A-ah
The husband went into the hall sat on the couch, turned on the TV with a smile, but then noticed another's wristwatch.
At this time, absolutely naked lover moved to the next balcony.
After the husband left the room, the wife took out her lover's clothes from the closet and put it in a garbage bag and threw it out the window.
A garbage bag with clothes was found by a bum. Unfolding it, he pulled out of his jacket pocket credit cards with a piece of paper on which the pin code was written.
Homeless-the same loshok ha ha ha.
Lover moving to a nearby balcony climbed into the open door of the apartment and then a gangster-type man with a girl enters the door of the room.
Bandit (gangster)is who?
The girl shrugged her shoulders.
The bandit put the girl and lover on the sofa.
Bandit (gangster)-Who are you?
Lover -Deputat, he barely mumbled.
Bandit- Is the real?
Lover-yeah
Bandit (gangster)-I have not killed deputies yet.
Lover - You do not think anything , there the husband has returned, and I from the balcony have crawled to you, with your girl at me nothing was.
Bandit, you think I'm stupid. You're my authority built up over the years lower the baseboard lowered.
Lover-I will not tell anyone.
Bandit So I believed you, just go out and blah blah blah with your tongue.
Lover- Yes, I'm not the grave.
Bandit - On the grave, That's right. Now we'll play. I like you Russian roulette?
Lover-No
Bandit And I do not, but it is necessary.
Gets out a revolver and starts counting. One, two, three, four, five, Come out-bunny-walk, Suddenly, a hunter-vybe-gaet
Lover podymaet hand, you can question?
Bandit-Well
Lover-And what are you two between us Do you think?
Bandit - Do you think I'm a sucker?
Lover-No, but there is such an impression.
The bandit shoots himself in the arm.
Bandit, what's Szc? .... The P ...
He tears off the curtain to rewind his hand.
Scream from above-Turn off your TV and I'll call the police right now.
Bandit Roth, I'll shut you up. Okay, I think for three, honestly.
Lover, maybe you do not need?
Bandit-You need a deputy. Once two or three cheaters five Bunny came out for a walk ...Suddenly, a hunter-runs out, Straight-in a hare-shoot-Piff-puff-oh-oh-oh-Umi-raet-bunny-moi.ha ha ha Well close eyes.
Lover-nothing I will not close.
Bandit-Here's a bugger, you're dreaming of me. Deputy still. Well, hell on you ... .. I'll shoot you and so. Shoots, but the bullet does not fire. Repeat Once Two THREE.
Lover - What are you starting with me again.
Bandit - here the reptile has got, all people as people, and it that to not like it not so.Okay, we're playing roulette.
Twirls the revolver on the table. Dula is directed towards the window.
Bandit-Well, what should I do now?
Lover - This means that the muzzle is directed towards the light, and the light is God and God says Enough of the guys to be foolishly go home, well, will I go ?.
Bandit-Taxi call? A hearse is called ha ha ha. The second round.
He turns the pistol again, the barrel is directed toward him.
Bandit - All right .... On the shooter?
Lover-You are crazy.
Bandit-From these deputies of snow in winter you will not question. Look at me.
Lover tightly closes his eyes. The bandit shoots and falls into the corner of the room.
Girl-Why did you kill him?
Lover-I did not kill him, he shot himself with his head.
Girl- Your prints all over the apartment?
Lover- What prints
The girl-and here cops and you will tell who shot whom, what prints, and then to his friends in prison you will explain who and whom killed.
Lover, it's stuck.
The girl-nothing to go to other women's wives.
Lover, I was not going to, but it happened.
The girl approaches the suitcase reveals it.
Girl-This is yes.
Lover -Oh ... And now what to do?
The girl-can we listen to Mozart?
Lover What are you kidding, you clothes what it is.
Girl -Won from his steanie.
Lover-Are you from a corpse?
Girl- All right, Lion, I'll save you.
A lover stands in a woman's dress, a girl smears his lips.
The girl-nothing like this happened, went to the victim of abortion.
Lover leave the apartment in a female dress with a girl. Cause an elevator.
A man descends the stairs.
Husband -Connect our all, I have a photograph of him, you can not take it alive. Yes, and cellophane grab bags, a chainsaw in the garage I have.
The elevator opens and there is a policeman.
Militsioner-Well, the girls are far away?
Girl-Away in Monte Carlo roulette twist.
Militiaman - and I will take ha ha?
Girl-Of course, $ 100 an hour.
Militsioner-A girlfriend?
Girl- A girlfriend for 10.
Militiaman A as girlfriend to call?
Girl -Stepa
Militiaman-A Stepa phone will give my uncle a policeman? A-ah
Girl She's dumb.
Militiaman-Yes (surprised). Okay girls at work can not. I'm following you ha ha.
The girls are leaving.
The policeman calls the apartment.
The bandit stands up holding his cheek. Doorbell. The bandit is going to open the door.There is a policeman.
Militiaman-Neighbors complain about the noise you have ... ... What did you cut yourself into?
Bandit-aga
Militsioner-What a day like this today.
Bandit Do not tell me.
He wipes the sweat from his forehead with his hand in which he holds the gun.
THIS IS NOT THE END
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The policeman saw me like that.
Bandit-Prizes today will not be Vasily Petrovich.
The policeman sighs.
The husband approaches the following.
My husband, I saw a little faint, did not fall.
Bandit Prize will not be.
Wife-I scared him so. (The second option is Aaaaaa)
Bandit-No
Bandit on the phone, Lenochka, well, we work according to the old scheme, yes, yes, the house, the apartment, the car, we take everything .... cottage? And where is the dacha? In Penntyuki? Well, the dacha perhaps we leave, we are not animals ha ha ha.
The bandit comes to her husband, wife, militiaman, and hands each an envelope.
Bandit -Well, that next week we have a minister, please do not be late for work.
A drunken bum breaks into the apartment.
Bandit-Nikolai Ivanovich again for the old?
A homeless man is standing with his head down.
The bandit handing the envelope to the homeless, this time again it will be repeated. Do you understand? "
The homeless man nods his head.
Bandit-Nikolai Ivanovich (even more insistent) Nikolai Ivanovich.
Homeless gives credit cards.
Bandit-The last time. Padla.
The bandit turns to the whole group - Goodbye.
To be continued.
Scene street.
The lover goes with the bandit's friend and suddenly remembers the clock.
Lover-Clock
Girl-What clock?
Lover-My father spent the whole of the war in the ass stretching something that would pass me, and I forgot them from this b .... Turns around and goes back.
Girl-Where are you a maniac, he killed five people with him better not to mess with.
The lover stops, Who is the maniac?
Girl-A-u-well, he's e
Lover-Well, it's clear.
Passing past the gangster's apartment, the lover hears laughter. He enters the half-open door.
Lover enters the room. And where is the corpse?
Militsioner-And he went home.
Lover-Well, it's clear as always. Pours a glass of vodka and drinks sniffing a wig.
Seeing the clock on her husband tears them off.
Husband - do not you think he does not pay us too.
The girl-we are working for the next week "in the General" you can join our friendly team.
Lover, I want to lead him.
The husband sluggishly knocks at the door.
Male yawn-open, or I'll kill you.
The general is sitting in his underpants calling the phone.
Wife to the General- Time has gone.
The general gets up and takes a bottle and drinks from his throat.
Wife, where are you?
General - Well, for courage.
Wife-go ahead. The General will climb through the bolkon.
The General-Svetka? I forgot the gun
Wife is the grief of onions. Ties him to the rope and drops the gun to the General.
In the kitchen, the Bandit and the girl.
Girl-Like it came.
Bandit-Come on.
Bandit-This Who?
General And who are you?
The bandit takes out his pistol and points it toward the General.
The general also takes out the pistol from his underpants.
Bandit You are crazy about my toy.
General-And I do not.
Bandit-Well, you can go.
General-Where?
Bandit-And where are you going?
General-now a minute. Comes to the balcony. -Svetlana Leonidovna, and what to do next?
Wife is an idiot
General-Where's the idiot?
The general enters the room.
Bandit And you do not have a real gun?
General -This is
Bandit-What is this rope?
The General-Yes Svetka has tied, now I shall tear off. Jogs the rope, a shot is heard. The bandit with a bullet leg falls to the floor, the General falls into a swoon. The gangster's girlfriend falls into a swoon. Lover enters the room.
A bandit with a bandaged leg is sitting on the couch. The general gets up lover hands him a bottle of vodka that he drinks and falls back into a swoon.
Lover bandit that you love Russian roulette?
Bandit-No
Lover-and I do not, but it's necessary.
The bandit raises his hand
Lover-well
Bandit-Here we have an oligarch, very much a female hunter, so his one room completely clogged with dollars, the other with gold, and the third ....
Lover - I agree. Is this legal ?.
Bandit-Well, everything is relative here.
Scene No. 5
The oligarch arrives by car to the entrance.
The driver-Well, as always, 15 minutes?
The oligarch is displeased for 2 hours.
The oligarch enters the apartment and begins to hug and kiss the Light and a doorbell rings.
Light - The husband is quick on the balcony.
Oligarch - Yes, no, I can not do this right now. I'll explain everything to him.
Light, you that he has a maniac.
Олигарх Nothing I do not with such met.
Opens the door.
Oligarch-Hello, I'll explain everything to you.
At this time in the apartment with scammers.
The bandit looks at his watch-something that does not climb.
Again, in an apartment with oligarchs, husband and wife are sitting in the kitchen.
Oligarch-A What is morality is not just a beautiful word ... (drinks a glass of water)
In an apartment with scammers.
Lover (deputy) -a glitches in your business were?
Bandit-Well, how to say, our business is just spinning.
Lover-I got in touch with the idiots.
Bandit -Yes, everything will be right now.
Lover- And this ... his one room with dollars, the second with gold, and the third with what?
Bandit-With diamonds.
Lover- Why?
Bandit-Hedging is.
Lover-What is it?
Bandit-I do not know.
In Sveta's apartment.
Oligarch-I in conclusion, I want to ask for forgiveness and give you a small compensation for your moral suffering.
Husband and wife animated. The oligarch takes out of the portfolio 40 thousand dollars.
Oligarch, you certainly will not take them, but I will insist.
Husband Yes, of course, of course, come again.
Oligarch-What?
The wife pushes her husband in the side.
Oligarch-Stay with Fedya.
Husband (Fedya) I'll try.
The oligarch comes out of the entrance.
Driver-2 hours 2 hours
The oligarch gets into the car and leaves.
In the apartment of husband and wife, there is a fight.
Scene No. 8
The husband and wife enter the apartment where bandits are waiting for the oligarch.
Bandit-Well, where is he?
Husband-Yes went up like a centipede.
Bandit And what's this? -Show the eye with a finger
Husband-Yes, I entered the role.
Bandit lover - Well, there is another option, whispers in my ear.
Lover What about yourself?
Bandit, but we have no untouchables.
Scene No. 9
The official leaves the car together with the guard.
Included in the apartment. Sits on the bed.
The wife brings champagne to the official, leaves the room.
The husband tries to enter the apartment, but the guards block the door.
Wife calls her husband-Clearly.
Scene No. 10
In a room with bandits.
Bandit content-He's climbing.
A bandit with a friend enters the room instructs the gun and immediately lowers it.
Bandit-Che for business?
Wife-The door was blocked by guards. But that's not all, the whole police car drove up.
A bell rings in the apartment.
Lover-We will all be imprisoned.
Bandit -Not a deputy, We did not earn you a pre-election campaign, but we will not surrender alive.
Lover-How?
Bandit-Plan number 69 never failed.
Scene No. 11
A bandit disguised as a grandmother opens the door.
Policeman- What did the grandmothers get for the medicines?
Bandit-What can not?
Policeman-Why can not, you can and even need, but I'll ask the girls to stay.
Bandit lover and policeman (from the gang) are leaving. On the wall hang their portraits "They are wanted by the police"
The official and the husband are coming down from above. The official hands the envelope to the policeman.
Scene No. 12
An official, wife, husband and gangster girl in the kitchen.
Officer- So let us drink to the successful completion of the transaction.
The official drinks and slowly faints. The husband only brought a glass to his mouth when he saw the fallen official put the glass back and took the knife.
But then the gangster gets a blow from the girl's frying pan.
Wife-Well done Lenka, we all run, and then soon to wake up.
Scene number 13 On the street.
Wife-A pancake and a suitcase were forgotten.
Girl bandit, That's a fool.
Wife-Come until they come to their senses.
Girl-And if?
Wife - And no if.
Scene number 14
The girls enter the room, take the suitcase and then an official with a gun enters the room, followed by a husband with a bandaged head.
Officer-Well, what are snake snakes? fell into a trap.
Scene № 15
Husband-Vasily Petrovich well, what will we do with them?
Officer, but we will not do anything, let him go.
The husband turns to the official and sees that his gun is pointed at him.
Husband-how?
Officer-And here's Fedya, I wanted easy money, but they do not exist.
Here the bandit lover and policeman enter the room.
Bandit And how's it going?
Scene 16
Bandit, lover and policeman run away on the road, but then the lover stops and goes back.
Bandit, what is it?
The lover forgot his time.
Policeman- Well, hell with them.
Lover-Do you know where my father kept them to me?
Policeman-Well, that's your watch in the ass.
Lover-Here he kept and leaves.
The police bandit Gray tell him that you are silent, now his cops will be seized there and all the khan will be all to us.
Scene No. 16
Bandit officer? Do you even have cartridges?
Wife-One cartridge.
Bandit-Dai. A shot is being fired by a bandit taking a gun Targets his hand and shoots.
Bandit is a bitch
Wife or two cartridges.
Scene № 17
Bandit with bandaged hand.
Bandit-Shorter now all run up and to ... ..
A policeman enters the room.
Policeman-Here tenants complain about the noise in your apartment.
He sees the connected girls, pulls out a gun.
Policeman-The girls tortured you?
The girl with a grin-Very much.
Policeman by radio Alder alder I an oak call reinforcement here a gang of sadists.
The policeman in the car-Aha now drove the company. Turns off the radio. - They're picking idiots.
Policeman- So all hands up one by one we leave the apartment.
The official, I just ask.
A policeman, I have nothing to say to you with a criminal muzzle.
A policeman from a gang- As a colleague with a colleague, maybe I'll go home.
Policeman-You will not be afraid about 10 years later.
Girl bandit-Thank you very much, our savior.
Policeman-It's nothing my job is to protect the weak. Now we will call the elevator and we will go, but let them stomp on the stairs.
Wife-You are so brave.
Policeman-Well, I did not participate in such troubles.
Girl- What are you talking about.
They leave the elevator, and the gang descends the stairs with their hands up.
Wife-I thought there were no more stupid people in the world, it turns out.
Husband-A we what.
Policeman -Leave-off negotiators
Exit the entrance.
Police officer - Get in the car.
Husband: Where ever we sit, we do not fit in.
Policeman, in the trunk of the rest we'll shove.
A policeman from the gang-aga to the first paste, now you know what fines?
Policeman-Okay, now I'll call the colonel, let the machine send. Alo Colonel send the bus, I caught a gang here ... Well, I do not know what, but very large? .. Idiot? And why an idiot? On foot to carry? So I bought new shoes this same far .. Yes, I understood.Well…
He looks around, but there is already no one, gets into the car.
Second policeman-What was that?
Policeman-And this is x .. x..oh ... Halloween
Second policeman -One in October
The policeman has already been transferred to August
After a while, everything fell into place.
The bandit, the policeman and her husband are begging.
The bandit has an inscription on the tablet "Fall on a gift operation in Switzerland."
The policeman "I did not eat for 3 days the fourth can not stand"
My husband "To feed the kitten"
The bandit and the policeman in caps have almost nothing the husband a full cap.
The husband collects his hat and leaves.
The policeman pushes the bandit-the general leaves.
Bandit Well, stop.
Policeman-Standing stock.
The girls scrub the ladder and sigh sadly.
Lover hanging an ad "Candidate for deputies of Zhmurkin"
Their grandmother comes out
Grandma-well, get out of here.
Lover runs away.
The general is talking to a cat.
General -Do such people no longer have Vassily Petrovich as he stomped behind the stage in two bars in four acts, oh I remember him two rubles, and what do you think? I did not give up (sigh) a stingray.
The Wife (Light) enters in the police uniform.
Bandit And what are you so Svetka dressed up for.
The wife and girlfriend of the bandit show the police officer's certificate.
Light comes to General-Comrade General your task is completed.
The General Rises-Smirno - and faints.
The whole gang is loaded into a minibus.
The minibus leaves.
The end.
Journalist-Tell your story.
The policeman Well, patrolling the street, we got a call about the accident, when we arrived at the site, we rendered first aid to the victims, and then in the bushes I found a suitcase with money, because we did not find the owner of the suitcase to take it myself.
Journalist - and did you build this hospital for the money you received?
The policeman, I did not build this pedestal for the tank with the proceeds.
Journalist how did your relatives react to this?
Policeman-Well, they said I'm a moron, but I do not think so.
Journalist-And what happened then?
Policeman - Well, it turned out that the money was fake and now (shows handcuffs).Well, let's all meet soon after 5 years. (The cops are taken by hand and taken to the paddy wagon).
the end
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