Instagram user dick_run_claire has been running all over the place in dick formations for over three years now, and she’s racked up a seriously impressive collection. The level of expertise and sheer dedication that goes into the gentle curve of each teste, the brash triumph a real long motherfucker, is genuinely inspirational. This goes beyond craftsmanship. This is shaftsmanship.
Check these bad boys out:
Wow, it took her an hour to finish this dick. That’s gotta be a record.
What’s this… a hand? I don’t care what anyone says. This is art.
Claire knows that when it comes to distance running, it’s not about length, it’s about how hard you work.
She even made a flaccid dick. Bravo.
Extremely progressive of her to represent penises of all shapes and sizes. Women these days have a warped perception of what a real penis looks like. I blame the media.
She ran a vagina, too, which she called a “twat trot.” Amazing.
She’s recently started branching out from her typical genital work. While some critics might say she’s “selling out” or “trying to appeal to a broader audience,” it’s important to remember that people change and art grows with the artist.
Aww FUCK yeah. Keep doin’ you, Claire.
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You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!
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Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.
Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”
kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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