New photo The saga of the s***ty colonics clinic Yelp review (12 Photos)

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It’s one of the most common stories on the internet: Disgruntled customer gives bad review to establishment on a platform, establishment owner responds. It can go any number of ways. Sometimes the customer is right, sometimes they’re terribly wrong. But it’s not every day that you come across a disgruntled Yelp review at a colonics clinic.

And it’s even rarer that the owner of a colonics clinic would respond.

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Dug up on Twitter, we’ll start with Exhibit A: The “disgruntled customer” part (and if you’re wondering what on Earth a negative review of a colonics clinic would even look like, wonder no longer).

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To quote comedian John Mulaney, “Now, we don’t have time to unpack all of that.” And we don’t have to, because the owner responded and the response is… Lengthy.

(You’re about to learn more about how a colonics clinic works than you’d ever want to know.)

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Look, I don’t know if there’s a moral to this story at all. I just stare at this story and the story stares back.

I guess, be careful how much fiber you consume?

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Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st

To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.

Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”

Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”

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Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb

SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.

Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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