"Many Photos" - Parody of Jacob Rees-Mogg shows politician dancing in a Brexit version of Pulp's hit Common People

A hilarious parody of Jacob Rees-Mogg has been made into a Brexit version of Pulp's Common People. 

In the clip, the Tory Brexiteer's head can be seen superimposed onto singer Jarvis Cocker's body as he jauntily dances around onstage.  

A mash-up of the politician's speeches show him singing about Britain leaving the EU and the customs union to the tune of 1995 hit.

Jacob Rees-Mogg's head can be seen superimposed onto singer Jarvis Cocker's body as he jauntily dances around onstage

In the song, Rees-Mogg quips: 'I explained I went to Eton College/ I told her that my dad was loaded'

The hilarious lyrics are changed so Rees-Mogg's sings about his private education and even mocks Theresa May's Brexit deal.

In the song, Rees-Mogg quips: 'I explained I went to Eton College/ I told her that my dad was loaded/ And how I'll profit when the pound imploded' 

The lyrics go: 'I want to leave the common market/ I want to leave the custom union too.

'Want to keep out foreign people like you/ We let the people have their say then we convinced them not to stay.

'Sold them falsehoods on a bus/ to deflect the blame from us'.

Using various clips of Rees Mogg delivering speeches, the hilarious lyrics are changed to his views on the customs union and leaving the EU

And the hilarious parody even mocks Prime Minister Theresa May's recent efforts to try and wrangle a deal and her commitment to a hard Irish border.

The song goes: 'Still, May will never get it right/ A no deal Brexit is in sight.'

The Rees-Mogg parody even suggests Britain could follow in the footsteps of Donald Trump and build a wall if the Irish border issue fails.

He sings: 'Causing Irish talks to fall/ If the backstops fails we can build a wall' 

The hilarious clip, created by JOE politics, was posted on Twitter with the caption: 'Jacob Rees-Mogg has a message for the Common People'.

Twitter users were quick to comment on how accurate the hilarious parody was.

One user said: 'It's accurate. That's the scariest part.'

Another user wrote: 'This is a masterpiece of editing.'

One said: 'Very clever, and it would also be hilarious if it wasn't so true!' 

The Jacob Rees-Mogg parody even suggests Britain could follow in the footsteps of Donald Trump and build a wall if the Irish border issue fails

Lyrics to the hilarious Jacob Rees-Mogg parody of Pulp's smash hit 'Common People' 

'She came from Greece,

She had a thirst for knowledge,

I explained: 'I went to Eton college',

That's when she, laughed at me.

I told her that my dad was loaded

And how I'll profit if the pound imploded,

And then she cried,

because her visa had expired.

And I said,

I want to leave the Common Market,

I want to leave the Customs Union, too,

Want to leave the Common Market,

Want to keep out,

Foreign people, like you.

But I didn't understand,

Why she refused to shake my hand,

We let the people have their say,

then we convinced them not to stay,

sold them falsehoods on a bus,

deflect all the blame from us,

Still, May will never get it right,

A no-deal Brexit is in sight,

Causing Irish talks to stall,

If the backstop fails we can build a wall,

I want to leave the Common Market,

I want to leave the Customs Union too,

Want to leave the Common Market,

Wanna watch it all slide out of view,

And leave the whole economy screwed,

Cause I've got nothing else to do!

Alright!'

Lyrics to the original 1995 hit sang by Jarvis Cocker

'She came from Greece she had a thirst for knowledge,

She studied sculpture at Saint Martin's College,

That's where I,

Caught her eye.

She told me that her Dad was loaded,

I said 'In that case I'll have a rum and coca-cola.'

She said 'Fine.'

And in thirty seconds time she said,

I want to live like common people,

I want to do whatever common people do,

I want to sleep with common people,

I want to sleep with common people,

Like you. 

But she didn't understand,

She just smiled and held my hand.

Rent a flat above a shop,

Cut your hair and get a job.

Smoke some fags and play some pool,

Pretend you never went to school.

But still you'll never get it right,

'Cause when you're laid in bed at night,

Watching roaches climb the wall,

If you called your Dad he could stop it all.

You'll never live like common people,

You'll never do whatever common people do,

You'll never fail like common people,

You'll never watch your life slide out of view,

And dance and drink and screw,

Because there's nothing else to do. 

 

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