I’m going to be honest with y’all: I’ve learned a lot putting this post together. Simply put, it turns out I don’t know jack shit about a lot of different jobs, whether you’re a lawyer or a… Gravedigger. Honestly, I mostly learned one very simple thing about grave digging that literally made me slap my own forehead for being a fucking moron. Hopefully, everyone out there knows a bit more than I do, but hey, it never hurts to learn new stuff, right?
When arc welding, you must protect all your skin from the light, not just your eyes. The light is the real danger, not the heat. Welding unprotected is like putting your face right in front of a tanning bed of steroids
chethane77777
Museum security. No I don’t have a gun, I’m here to tell you where the bathrooms are not take a bullet for the monet. No, no one tries to steal the artwork I have to be here because you absolutely will try to touch that million dollar painting with your greasy hands.
horribleflesheater
There is absolutely no aspect of shoeing a horse that hurts it. We’ve been shoeing horses for around 2000 years now and providing I do everything correctly (which is why we have a 4 year apprenticeship in Britain) our dear quadrupeds won’t feel a thing.
PoniesforTheMan
Antibiotics are not a treatment for common cold/flu
InfinitePotat0
Radiographer. People get x-rayed in order of need. Just because you were first in line with your broken pinky doesnt mean that you get served before the skull fracture
bartharok
I am a grave digger. It is 2019, I don’t dig the grave with a shovel.
Lerajee
Lawyer. The biggest issue I see with the general public, and within my client company, is that just because you’re mad, doesn’t mean you’re right. More specifically, just because you’re mad, doesn’t mean you have a legal basis to take action. Telling me your feelings about fairness, inequality, etc. isn’t the same thing as actually stating a claim.
SaltLocksmith
Anesthesiology: if you eat before your surgery, the chances of you dying or getting badly hurt increase exponentially. Anesthesia makes you more likely to vomit and since you’re unconscious you can’t prevent your acidic throw up from going into your lungs.
misteratoz
If you leave any door open or don’t clean you will eventually get pests. I regularly go to factories that have every garage door open and they wonder why they have mice. I also go to bars that have inches of syrupy goodness underneath all the appliances and they can’t understand why they keep getting fruit flies. Exclusion and sanitation is the main form of pest control.
Edit: I live in Wisconsin and I’m at happy hour atm and might be a bit buzzed. I’ll answer what I can and get back to you tomorrow.
sk8erguysk8er
Don’t try and guess the letters on the eye test chart.
The whole point of the exam is for us to give you the best vision possible, surprisingly enough that relies on us knowing what you can’t see.
taste_the_sunrise
Astronomer here! We don’t actually just sit up all night looking at stars. No one actually has that job. Instead, like most things these days, I download data from telescopes off the internet that an observer takes for me and analyze them in my office. I have literally published papers using data taken by telescopes I’ve never seen.
There are definitely still some telescopes you need to visit to take data, but they are fewer and fewer these days.
Andromeda321
Everything is a chemical.
No, natural does not mean it’s safe or better
FrannyyU
Just because I’m an engineer doesn’t mean I can fix and understand everything.
There are 40+ different types of engineering degrees.
A chemical engineer may not know how a bridge works. A mechanical engineer cannot clone you. A biological engineer cannot tell you how many cats you can fit in your house without the floor collapsing.
cactusbanger
It is not a teacher’s job to potty train your child. You need to work on that at home before they’re ready to start school. Some classes have 30+ kids, we just can’t take the time to work on things like that with your kid when there’s 29 other kids who also need attention.
SailorVenus23
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