Not to be too mean to the people in our lives that insisted on it being true, but I’ve never believed in the phrase “There’s no such thing as a stupid question.” Fuck yeah there is! And we’ve got a whole bunch of stupid questions to share.
What kind of nuts are in the maple walnut ice cream?
Maddprofessor
A girl at my high school once asked “If a mom and dad go to China and have a baby will it look Chinese?”
The look the teacher gave was amazing.
Sundaydinobot1
“Was this based on a true story?”
-my wife, after we watched The Martian.
SanErino
not specifically asked to me, but once in middle school a guy in my science class asked the teacher if vietnam was near chicago. i swear i saw a piece of her soul die.
ubiquitous-zugzwang
Not me, but a New Zealand acquaintance of mine who lives here in the US was asked “what’s it like there? Y’know, with all the little people?” refering to hobbits. We all stared incredulously at this idiot who was legit waiting for an answer. As an American I have never been more embarrassed in my life.
Edit: typo
114vxlr
I used to have a mild allergy to whey and couldn’t consume any cow’s milk or by-products, and when I was pregnant with my first kid, my friend’s sister asked me, “but if you can’t drink it, then how are you going to have milk for your baby?”
Cue my best Fry from Futurama narrowed-eyes face. This nearly 30yo woman not only didn’t realize that breast milk comes from your blood supply (somewhat understandable), but she thought it ONLY came from when you actively drank milk from a cow.
birdred
I was once looking at a map of the Earth, and I asked “what’s on the other side of the Earth? Just a giant ocean?”. See, I’d thought that, while the Earth is obviously round, that all the continents were on the same side of the planet.
I’d never seen a globe before. Give me a fucking break.
Closer67
My cousin asked me how our moms knew each other.
This is a cousin from my mother’s side. He was 16.
bteati
“Why isn’t Australia included in any of your Europe packages?”
“Do you mean Austria?”
“No, Australia.”
“Because it’s not in Europe.”
“Sure it is. They speak English!”
TimDamnit
I work in a candy store, where we sell a lot of stuff with nuts.
Someone told me they didn’t want peanuts, almonds, cashews, pecans, walnuts, or macadamia. They just asked if we had Regular Nuts.
CaptainUnusual
I worked at insomnia cookies (called that because we were open until 3 AM) and had a conversation that went like this:
Girl: “So do they actually work??” Me: “Do what work?” Girl: “The cookies. Do they actually give you insomnia and help you stay up all night??” Me:…………
jul1992
“when was the war of 1812?”
ablacknipple
Did you visit the Eiffel Tower during your trip to New York? I actually had two different people ask me this today.
PrimoStevo1
Cop here.
On my very first dead body, we were standing around waiting for the Medical Examiner when all the sudden I had to pee. So I turned to my Training Officer and said “I have a stupid question but I want you to know it’ll be a stupid question first”
He looks at me and says, “Go on…”
To which I replied, “I have to pee. Can I use the decedants bathroom?”
He laughed, told me no, and said that would be unprofessional. But he did get relief so that I could relieve myself.
thebarkingdog
ht Reddit
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News Pictures Yeah, there’s definitely such a thing as a stupid question (15 GIFs)
You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!
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Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.
Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”
kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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