Customer states temperature gauge is reading full tank
Our 6’6″ shop foreman just got a 5’7″ apprentice.
When a world leader rolls into the shop with an armored BMW E65… this is the width of the window glass.
Leaving a little gift for my workshop when they turn the compressor back on Monday morning.
Update
Submitted by iCHIVE user ewkilgour (+100 Points)
99 camry original engine and trans.
Mitsubishi Mirage driving through downtown thought they heard a pop.
A sweet old lady asked me to apply her 2018 license plate decal today as she couldn’t kneel down to do it herself anymore.
I’m a 3rd generation tech. This was in my Grandpa’s tool box. Glad to see he had a good sense of humor.
17mm ordered, 170mm delivered.
Just bought this for my kitchen (wife is pissed)
I saw this on the side of buddy’s toolbox at work.
Says he didn’t have a spare, drove for 3 days! I found the spare in the trunk complete with jack!
Customer says she hears a flapping noise coming from the driver’s side.
“The skidsteer track is making a funny noise”
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How to fix an exhaust rattle for $0.25
Co-workers 4runner, he may not see it, he’ll sure hear it
(it’s a harmonica, if you can’t see it).
Guy bought an artificial femur that had been removed from Grandma before cremation from a yard sale and used it as his shifter.
In case you ever wondered what the undercarriage of a Tesla looks like
You left your Bluetooth on…
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News Pictures Oh, the things you see working at a body shop (38 photos)
You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!
TEENS
Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.
Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”
kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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