"Many Photos" - The worst press release of all time? (14 Photos and GIFs)

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I don’t give a fuck about Meghan Trainor’s career. I am only aware of one song of she ever made, and if I had to take a guess, I’d imagine most people who come on here don’t give a shit either (though if you do, no judgment from me).

Which should really tell you something, mainly that when I saw this, I felt like I had to make a post about it, mostly because I actually seriously considered “copywriting” (the people who write press releases) as a career at one point, and seeing this made me eternally grateful to be working at The Chive doing… Anything but what you’re about to see.

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See that GIF right there? Just keep it in the back of your head as you read the 100% real press release that someone was paid to write to promote Trainor’s new EP:

Via Twitter

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I can’t remember the last time I read something so pandering to the “youth” that was actually real and not a great parody on The Simpsons. This press release got attention through a Tweet from a user by the name of @WizzKhaleesi, so shoutout to her for exposing me to this nightmare?

At the very least, Twitter had a field day with it.

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I guess the moral of the story is that… Fuck it, we’re just going to put this in here again and call it a day:

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h/t Someecards

Why funny? Because individuals imagine in the truthfulness of funny data. People Read newspaper for up to date information which they will’t get as a result of busy life fashion and extra for the new product provide, new schemes provided by close by distributors. Most of the individuals choose information picture paper to get new product data and good shopping for alternative and likewise for information replace. Most of the Business group used this media to advertise their product or providers as a result of funny pic are cheap promoting medium which covers quite a lot of clients shortly and having good impression on the buyer relating to truthfulness which supplies them good returns. It’s additionally a great way to share the announcement which spreads shortly to need a part of society.Link
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