We’ve all witnessed or been part of rough breakups. It can be a huge decision to make, but every breakup has a reason, and they’re not always epic Jerry Springer-esque tales of horror. Sometimes, the reasons are as banal as you can imagine, and such is the case of these brave souls that shared the smallest reasons they broke up with a significant other.
She said skrimps instead of shrimp.
MichaelBushwick
He wore this one brown shirt I absolutely hated like once a week at least. I figured I didn’t really like him that much if I was so focused on one shirt. I was also 15.
me-gusta-la-tortuga
She was mad at me because she thought I didn’t like her cat.
I liked the cat better than her, so I figured it was time to bow out.
stellarbeing
He made a slight hissing sound every three words within a sentence. So it would go “oh hey babe hsssss how was you hssssssssss day?” I could barely pay attention to what he was asking me. I was too fixated on the snake hissing.
clamsteamed
She pronounced ‘Memes’ as ‘MemÉs’
ricardoeditor
She refused to wear a seatbelt and would text and drive.
Somehow she is still alive nearly 8 years later and for the love of God I don’t know how.
thefailquail
She left the lid off of everything. So I’d go to the cupboard grab a ketchup bottle from the top, ends up all over me and my kitchen. It happened 7 times before I ended it.
Nevarc_Xela
I was the dumpee not the dumper. I shared a post on Facebook of the new Dragonball Z Adidas sneakers. My fiance’s sisters bf commented calling my friends and I nerds and threatened to kill us. Fiance didn’t see an issue with this and sided with him. We got in a huge fight a bout it which led to her texting me at work a few days later to end our 4 year relationship via text.
TL:DR I got dumped over a post about DBZ Sneakers.
wakeofthefall24
I was seeing this guy who would always so “I forgive you” any time we slightly disagreed on something or I did something little like shut the car door too hard. I got so annoyed of being “forgiven” for things I hadn’t even apologized for.
Still irritates me and it’s supposed to be a polite thing. Irksome.
nurse_s123
She wore a bell on her wrist. Everytime she would move it would jingle. It was like I was sleeping with a housecat.
Copius-GTea
I wasn’t dating this girl, but we had gone on a few dates before. Then I decided to just stop seeing her after awhile.
The reason? She would always text me whenever she was taking a shit, and also her favorite food was black beans and she would send me pictures of them all the time.
I fucking hate beans.
frogtruck
A few times he said stuff like “you’re so smart… for a girl” “wow for a girl you know a lot about tech”.
I’m not actually that smart, but smart enough to know those little “compliments” are a red flag.
say-crack-again
She wanted $2 for my share of the pizza we bought after I filled up my car to take us and some friends to the mall.
There was about 5 years of bullshit before that….but that $2 was the final straw.
hotcake911
His sex face. It was super angry and serious looking I couldn’t help but laugh every time and it would piss him off
LeafOnTheWind30
We where watching the movie Troy. When Achilles got hit in his ankle she thought that was poor writing of the producers. I realized we didn’t level that well and broke up with her the same night.
eavandijk83
a friend pointed out to me that the guy i was dating looked exactly like Jared from Subway. i couldn’t un-see it.
_literOcola
Not me, but a friend was once chatting up a girl on a dating site. She said “Batman got his powers when he was bitten by a radioactive bat, right?”
He immediately cut off contact.
I asked him when he retold the story, “In context, wasn’t she joking?”
He responded, “Doesn’t matter. You can’t joke about that.”
Prufrock451
Once, I posted a picture of my girlfriend’s inability to open plastic packaging in r/mildyinfuriating and someone told me to leave her so I did.
malt0r
h/t Reddit
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You don’t have to pack away your bikini just because you’re the wrong side of 20. These body-beautiful stars reveal their secrets to staying in shape and prove you can smoulder in a two-piece, whatever your age. Read on and be bikini inspired!
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Hayden Panettiere
Size: 8
Age: 18
Height: 5ft 1in
Weight: 8st
To achieve her kick-ass figure, Hayden – who plays cheerleader Claire Bennet in Heroes – follows the ‘quartering’ rule. She eats only a quarter of the food on her plate, then waits 20 minutes before deciding whether she needs to eat again.
Hayden says: “I don’t have a model’s body, but I’m not one of those crazy girls who thinks that they’re fat. I’m OK with what I have.”
Nicollette says: “I don’t like diets – I see it, I eat it! I believe in eating healthily with lots of protein, vegetables and carbs to give you energy.”
kim cattrall
Size: 10-12
Age: 52
Height: 5ft 8in
Weight: 9st 4lb
SATC star Kim swears by gym sessions with Russian kettle bells (traditional cast-iron weights) and the South Beach Diet to give her the body she wants. To avoid overeating, Kim has a radical diet trick – squirting lemon juice on her leftovers – so she won’t carry on picking.
Kim says: “I am no super-thin Hollywood actress. I am built for men who like women to look like women.”
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